Tetotaciously Exflunctified

September 1884… After a brutal summer of grinding eastward on hardtack and broken luck, you miser your steps down a bluff ravine along a narrow cattle path with the remnants of a few silver Morgans left in your pockets. Of all the meat and grease towns on the Mississippi River, Bellevue, Iowa gets a blue ribbon for overall raw cussedness. It is with inexorably dour observation that this river town is bereft of concern for good fortune given the drought of employment. Good thing for you that the sun-baked boat pilot who hailed you from his shoddy soapdish of a sternwheeler took little time to beckon with an offer for fast passage outta this caliginous municipality…for a price.

Tetotaciously Exflunctified is a SWADE Deadlands scenario that encourages a disparate group of adventurers to congeal their abilities to survive…er…I mean crew a late 1800’s Mississippi River snagboat whilst solving an on-board conundrum. There will be a whole lotta mud, blood and fancy words to live (and die) by. Your Marshal is a “roll play first, roll dice second” GM, so you can bet on flopping some bennies. Awesome pregen characters, a 3D scale model and minis are provided to keep our hands busy between dice rolling and rousing the table with ornery retorts for the duration of your river tour.