Kobolds Ate My Baby - Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

A kobold mage bursts into a pub and insists that only the kobolds currently shoveling beer, babies and questionable leftovers into their mouths can save the future. Players will take on the roles of well-meaning (…sort of), wildly immature kobolds who must survive a chain reaction of disasters involving time distortions, and constantly eating things that are absolutely food… and several things that absolutely are not.

Expect slapstick problem-solving, questionable decision-making, and the kind of frantic energy that makes “Good luck, have fun, don’t die” feel more like a warning than a greeting.
If you enjoy chaos, snacks, bad ideas, and saving kobold-kind by the seat of your pants, this session is for you. Bring your appetite—and maybe a helmet.