Stop that...stop that! This is a serious historical reinactment! Not some role-playing game!

Right then, you are a brave group of adventurers.  Wait stop! This is not a role-playing game at all!  This is a Medieval Reenactment!  There shall be none of this prancing around, talking in silly voices, and worrying about some class of armor or hitty type points!  None of that at all!  Come learn this completely off-the-wall role-playing game, have fun, mostly like get eaten by a monster, sing songs about spam, and enjoy the hilarious Monty Python Cocurricular Medieval Reenactment Program.   Characters provided!  d14, d16, d18 and d30 dice shall be lent out!   There also might be a rabbit with big, nasty teeth!