Agent Illuminati: Rides Again

Take on the role of a henchman of the Illuminati as you receive a cryptic mission briefing from your leaders.
Step 1: Figure out what it all means
Step 2: Take care of it.
This is a fully improvised Role-playing game that uses a single d4 for each player. The Controller presents the group with a very cryptic mission briefing. The group then decides what it means (and they are always right). From there, the Controller comes up with a fully improvised one-shot scenario based on what the group decided their Illuminati leaders were trying to tell them to do. This is a game that is not meant to be taken seriously, and is intended to get a little silly as players stretch the meanings of their special abilities to their advantage and roll the Illuminati Pyramid of Fate(d4) when you, the player, can't exactly figure out how their specialty of "Emotional Assassination" can be used in the specific situation.
(BE WILLING TO BE, OR BE SURROUNDED BY SILLINESS)
The game's Drivethrurpg link:
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/211512/conspiracist-the-game-they-don-t-want-you-to-play